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Pearlian 

A belief system.

One who accepts Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, (P.E.A.R.L). By default, the individual is not religious and has no faith. However, they have set up a belief system exclusively based on the principal of P.E.A.R.L: The belief follows the evidence, not the other way around.

Most Pearlians are generalized of having the following principals derived from P.E.A.R.L:

1. Evolution is not theory by colloquial means of the word theory. Evolution is both a theory and a fact, but a theory in the highest order of scientific proof.

2. God is not a personal god. God however, is any one thing and/or more than one thing that created the known universe. Be it a foreign civilization, or the big bang. By this definition, god may not exist at all.

3. If evidence exists the Pearlians will follow no matter where the evidence leads.
Ex.1:
person 1: Your an Atheist, so you have no beliefs? Like you don't believe anything?

person 2: No, I'm a Pearlian. I don't believe in a deity, I'm an Atheist, but I do have beliefs.

Ex.2:
person 1: Do you believe in unicorns?

person 2: I'm a Pearlian. Therefore unless there's evidence, no.
Pearlian by Ondomeder October 21, 2009
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pearl harbor game 

the man lays down with his eyes closed and the girl sneaks up and BLOWS the hell out of him
johnny asks sally if she wants to play the Pearl Harbor game. Sally asks what do i do? Johnny says i'll lay down over here with my eyes closed and you sneak up and blow the hell out of me. Sally says yummy
pearce(verb,noun)
to entertain small children under the pretext of teaching
A."I hear that Jackson man is up in court again."
B. "Yes, he just can't stop pearcing. He says he has quit music and was only teaching phonics for fun."
A. "I think he's innocent.Most pearcers are bald, deny liking children and come from Bourmouth."
B. "I agree, they should all be hung."
pearce by Larry Grayson August 1, 2007

Pearl Harbor 

Military attack by the Japanese sinking most the U.S. naval fleet killing many and granting a two way ticket for the Americans.
Yes, yes the U.S. "mysteriously" withdrew their Aircraft Cariers for "maneuvers" a day before the attack.

pearl harbor 

thats where a guy lays back and the girl blows the hell out of him
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To act prematurely
"We were making out and he pearled himself."
Pearl by ajuliet January 14, 2010

roll pearls 

A type of blunt you can roll
roll pearls by Duster1953 July 28, 2016