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"hey did you see hey.its.sam.wel's new tiktok?"
"no ew who is that"
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hey.its.sam.wel by mitskisbffREAL!!notfake. May 26, 2022

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Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time

Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!

Hey I'm morbin' here! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

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hey boss

A common greeting among New Yorkers that is usually used in small shops, bars, halal carts, and clubs.

It is most effective as a subdued form of respect, especially when speaking with low-ego creatures like bouncers.

Pronounced "baws."

Customer: Hey boss, run me a baconeggandcheese and a coffee, regular.
Cashier: OK my friend, $4.5.

Clubgoer: Hey boss, how you doin' tonight?

Bouncer: .... Zero response, but internal validation gained

hey boss by ESTEZBZBEZ July 9, 2022

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Hey Hey Hey

It’s FAT ALBERT!!

Person 1: Nobody likes that junk anymore-
Person 2: HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAT ALBERT!!
Person 1: Shut up, you sexist piece of crap-
Person 2: And I’ve got a song just for you!
Person 1 leaves

This is really stupid why did I decide to do this

Hey Hey Hey by Caillou is bald headed July 11, 2022

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