Twitter Trooper 

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

Twitter Trooper by schnozzy November 26, 2023

Twitter Atheist 

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

Twitter Atheist by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.

There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.

Twitter whore by anonymous January 2, 2024

Twitter verification checkmark 

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

Twitter verification checkmark by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Twitter Posting 

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.

Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?

Twitter Posting by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024

Twitter Users

Arrogant; Insecure; Racist; Mentally ill; Egotistical; Hypocritical. Think of the worst person you know, pretty good chance they spend most of the day on Twitter acting like a prick to anyone who don’t agree with them while they continue to rot in their bed or chair.

Person 1 : “Hey dude wanna go out today?”
Person 2 : “yea sure just don’t invite Person 3, every time we hang out he constantly takes pictures of people and makes fun of them”

Person 3 : “dude he’s a twitter user what do you expect? He’s gonna die alone like most twitter users anyways”.

Twitter Users by Inabakumori fan ^_^ March 14, 2024

Twitter Funnel Effect 

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

Twitter Funnel Effect by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024