one-sided love 

This type of love does not seem to be mutual, and most people in a "loving couple" tend to discriminate against this, saying it is not a type of love at all. One-sided love commonly occurs when a relationship or marriage breaks, and one person moves on, while their spouse constantly thinks of them and attempts to win them back, often in vain.
See also: obsession
See also: infatuation
Consider: love triangle

John loves Jane. Jane loves John. Jane finds Jake. Jane now loves Jake. Jake loves Jane. John is sad, because he still loves Jane. John experiences one-sided love, even though Jane does not acknowledge that.

one-sided love by EdemaOmega September 23, 2005

sike 

The incorrect way to spell Psych (as in to psych out or psych up, or psyched).

"didn't you know there is going to be a test in class today?"
(classmate): "WHAT?????"
"PSYCH !!! (or as incorrectly spelled here, sike) the test isn't until next week!"

sike by CLS 8888 September 14, 2016

sidedickin 

It's a female act of having backup dick on deck at all times.

Yeah, Whitneys cool for a night but don't try to love her. She keeps some sidedick. She's probably the most sidedickin girl on the eastside.

sidedickin by iceburgslim June 11, 2014

Texas-sized 

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.

"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)

Texas-sized by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008

super sized mcshizzel 

Super Sized Mcshizzel is the definition of hot. It’s Leo Valdez baby

Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel

super sized mcshizzel by Posathena May 10, 2018

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day 

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019

The Spiked Fifty 

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.

"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"

The Spiked Fifty by Gotta Ketchum All November 30, 2007