Nuckfuttery 

Nuckfuttery comes from the original phrase fuck nut, subsequently changed to nuck fut, which is a nicer way of saying fuck nut without being too offensive.

Nuckfuttery (n.) generally describes something that is one of the following:

1.Fucking messed up.
2.Fucking ridiculous.
3.Fucking stupid.
4.Fucking retarded.
5.Fucking bad for society as a whole.
6.Fucking horrible.
7.Fucking bad.

Those douchebags on Capitol Hill sure do take part in a great deal of nuckfuttery!

Nuckfuttery by TheThink May 30, 2006

nucking futs 

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

moose nuckles by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

shit nucks 

A phrase used to describe anger or excitement.

1:HOLY SHIT NUCKS! i just raped at call of duty 4.

2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer

shit nucks by kirk and chandler October 7, 2008

nucking futs 

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

nucking futs by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

nucking+futs

The F Word's F and the Nuts N are switched, thus creating Nucking Futs. Slang for uncensored word.

The new catch phrase "Nucking Futs!" That guy's crotch got hit! THATS NUCKING FUTS!

nucking+futs by LiquidDragon September 27, 2003

Nuckel Head McSpazatron 

bluntly a person who acts like they are under the age of four...even though they are much much older
(i.e a "kiddager"]

sponge bob movie...
old lady fish thing: A Nuckel Head McSpazatron.?
spongebob no im a goofy goober

Nuckel Head McSpazatron by iLove spongebob.! August 24, 2009