Throw the novel in the trash 

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.

David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”

Throw the novel in the trash by TheR0B0TNinja February 28, 2023

life is novel 

Positive response based on the mishearing of the lyric "Life is a Novel" in the Ensemble Stars!! song Shukufuku no Library (lit. "Library of Blessings") by Valkyrie. The use first arose from certain internet users not realising the phrase featured an article and thus assuming the phrase featured a play on words, with the word "novel" being able to play both the role of a noun (in the sense of book) and that of an adjective (in the sense of new). It is usually preceeded by the word "godbless" (mirroring the song, where the single word is sung before the phrase in question), but is suitable for any kind of conversation.

A: "godbless"
B: "life is novel, just like the hit song shukufuku no library by valkyrie ensemble stars"

P: "WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX FOR 2HOURS AND 28 MINUTES"
D: "life is novel"

life is novel by knightsuwuta August 16, 2024

Black Majestology & Society (2026 Novel)

Black Majestology & Society is a Novel or Book by Werley Nortreus, the writer and author of many books and novels.

Have you read Black Majestology & Society (2026 Novel) by Werley Nortreus?

Black Majestology & Society (2026 Novel) by Jacob Martinique December 31, 2025

Berlousedania (2025 Novel)

Berlousedania is a religious, fantasy, myth, comedy novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.

Berlousedania (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

Berlousedania (2025 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 5, 2026

Two Orphan Girls and the Clown (2025 Novel)

Two Orphan Girls & The Clown by Werley Nortreus is a work of adventure, religious, and domestic fiction about two orphaned sisters, Zabella and Irvette Xroy, who are abandoned at a Catholic orphanage, face hardship, and are eventually helped by a mysterious clown named Monsieur Nortreus

Two Orphan Girls and the Clown (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

Two Orphan Girls and the Clown (2025 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 5, 2026

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel)

Once Belonged to a Black Family is a horror, historical, mystery novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 5, 2026

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel)

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber is High fantasy, myth, and romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2026.

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel) was published in 2026.

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026