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slippery gumbo 

After someone has a nice juicy shart in public and a kid runs and slips in it.
“Dude did you see that kid go swimming in that slippery gumbo.”

Seafood and sausage gumbo 

A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.
Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.

Bloody gumbo 

Cumming inside a girl while she is on her period
Last night I had a bloody gumbo with a girl from that party.
Bloody gumbo by Blood Daddy May 10, 2017

Bosnian Gumbo 

First off, you must line the bed of pickup truck with tarp. The next step is to collect all of your bodily excretions in it until it is precisely 76.4% filled. Once filled, you must drive to the nearest morgue. Sever the penises, testicles, nipples, and labia of every cadaver you can find and bring them back to your truck. On a warm sunny day empty the severed genitals into the shit and cum-filled back of the truck and stir until there is a good even mixture of genitals throughout. Once complete, drive to the nearest graveyard and dig up a fresh grave. Identify the body using recent obituaries. Finally you must dump the contents of the truck bed into the empty grave, wait for the body of the deceased to rise to the top and proceed to sodomize it. After this is completed, let the body soak until the mixture fills the body through its now gaped asshole. Plug it with a cork at its mouth and anus so as to avoid leakage. Take your newly reinvigorated corpse to the home of its family, remove the cork and position it on the couch so that any movement will allow the sweet Bosnian gumbo to flood out. Observe the family's reaction when they move the body as their living room is flooded with the sweet, tasty mixture, before rushing in through their window stark naked and lapping up as much as you can.
Have you ever tried Bosnian Gumbo?
No, I can't say that I have
Bosnian Gumbo by yeeyeebo1234 March 23, 2017

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo 

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.
"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

Mexican Gumbo 

The remains of an eaten burrito found in an un-flushed toilet the day after.
As John entered the only available stall in the restroom, he soon realized that his growling bowels would go uneased as the toilet was clogged with Mexican gumbo.
Mexican Gumbo by Rawbutt Liquor March 15, 2012