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Chinese earthquake drill 

Similer to a Chinese fire drill; while waiting at a stop light or in traffic all occupants of the vehicle get out and shake the original vehicle or another one. This can be achived by jumping up and down on the bumpers and pushing the sides back and forth.
Dude, me and my friend were driving somewhere in two cars and I pulled a Chinese earthquake drill on him!
Chinese earthquake drill by gogg October 9, 2005
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Ethiopian Earthquake 

when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.
Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night
Ethiopian Earthquake by Bennz February 2, 2010

The Earthquake Rose 

A design created by a pendulum swinging across sand during an earthquake.
Pictures of The Earthquake Rose created by The Rattle in Seattle may be seen at earthquakerose.com.
The Earthquake Rose by Downstrike December 26, 2004

The Chilean Earthquake 

When your drilling a girl in the ass and she farts on purpose and it vibrates your dick to get you off.
"dude whats with the big ass grin"
"I got the chilean earthquake last night"

German Earthquake

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!

Stanford Earthquake 

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.
Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.

facial earthquake 

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"

*cuts to person violently shaking chin*
facial earthquake by Ch0psi August 6, 2014