dick in a box comeback 

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

dick in a box comeback by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010

Canadian comeback 

When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.

"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."

Canadian comeback by Ben123212 September 5, 2007

Playground comeback 

A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.

Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!

Playground comeback by blerblines March 28, 2015

French comeback 

when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth

`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``

French comeback by _Draco_ July 12, 2018

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

cotton comeback by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

Shitty comeback 

You got roasted and in response, you made the most cringe, most shitty comeback known to man.

Person 1: You're fucking retarded
Person 2: Ur mom lol
Person 1: stfu. pls shut the fuck up. your Shitty comeback disgusts me

Shitty comeback by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 25, 2022

Shitty Comeback 

an overused or just retarded comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"

Shitty Comeback by genlo January 18, 2009