vanessa carlton 

An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.

"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie

vanessa carlton by Schergan October 16, 2005

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you

I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me

hot carlton by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

creamy carlton

Just before you are about to blow your load and you pull out, you do the Carlton (the dance).

When me and my girlfriend were having sex it was so good I gave her a creamy Carlton.

creamy carlton by Lol Snak April 23, 2018

Noble Carlton 

When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!

I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.

Noble Carlton by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021

Dirty Carlton 

Asking to be pegged by a woman who isn't into it

The sex was great until he bent over and asked for a Dirty Carlton!?

Dirty Carlton by Spamzi February 28, 2022

Ok, Carlton 

A phrase to be used in a situation in which the other person makes a dramatic, self-victimizing, gas lighting and/or negative comment to bring focus to themselves or give them the advantage of the conversation.

-"Fine, I just won't speak at all then"
-"ok, Carlton"

-"It's so nice out today"
-"still wish I was dead though"
-"ok, Carlton"

Ok, Carlton by LillyMallow May 14, 2020

Fraser carlton 

The biggest and most violent nonce ( or also known as a paedofile). This transgender man has been found guilty of 4569 rape offences on nursery children

Run, it’s Fraser Carlton

Fraser carlton by Benneben October 9, 2019