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Wobbercott

An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!
You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's
Wobbercott by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025
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Wobbercott

An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!
You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's
Wobbercott by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025

Cock wobbled 

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right
That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...
Cock wobbled by PB W2 February 7, 2017

Slobber Wobber 4 Million

"Bro last night I gave her the Slobber Wobber 4 Million."

wtf webbed

When you search a simple term on Google , but end up being redirected constantly to sites such as "poker slots" claiming you won the jackpot, fake programs telling you your drive is full and need to download a "memory cleaner", adult chat sites or things asking for your credit card number. Basically nothing you actually searched for.
John: "did you finish your term paper last night?"
Joe: "Nah, I kept getting wtf webbed"
wtf webbed by someunknowndude July 31, 2022

gobble-wobbled 

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/
'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'
gobble-wobbled by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

Coon wombed 

When a large male from a another race uses a European woman to leap frog into the "white race".
THAT Nikkas' been coon wombed.
Coon wombed by Rolled yeller July 9, 2023