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pterodactyl teacup 

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
pterodactyl teacup by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022

pterodactyl teacup 

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
pterodactyl teacup by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022

Tallahassee Teacup 

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry
Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet
Tallahassee Teacup by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit 

Care minimally about something.
She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels
That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!
ass over teacup by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

The Invisible Tea Cup Ride 

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.