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Shooting Salad 

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."
Shooting Salad by kilsek January 6, 2005
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shooting pool with a rope 

I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym 

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

shooting up the club 

When a male ejaculates inside a female unprotected and unintentionally.
I accidentally shot the club up with Allison last night. I'm used to shooting up the club. No shame in shooting up the club.
shooting up the club by yung dori February 8, 2015

shooting trench

noun/verb- the act or action of having as many multiple and/or random homosexual male partners as one can in a given amount of time.
after a long night of dancing at the club, he found himself in the bathroom stall "shooting trench" for the fourth time that night.

Shooting the club up 

I was fucking Suzy and starting shooting the club up... She gone need a plan b.

drive-by shooting 

A drive-by shooting (or drive-by for short) is a personal attack carried out by an individual or individuals from a moving or momentarily stopped vehicle. It often results in the shooting of innocent bystanders because the objective is to overwhelm the target by a sudden, massive amount of firepower without attention to accuracy. Usually happens in Detroit.
"Man, did you see that guy and his lady get lit up in Detroit when they were in the wrong neighborhood?"
"Ya, man. That was a serious drive-by shooting."
drive-by shooting by Properspesh February 7, 2008