Spam

a name for somebody who is always getting in the way.
The guy that always has to tie his shoe in the middle of a doorway, so that everybody bumps into him.

Jimmy always gets in the way, that is why i call him spam.
Spam, why did you bump into me?
Spam get the heck out of my way!

by HP football October 27, 2008

Spam

Derogatory term for female genitalia. Derived from tinned 'spiced ham' to suggest unruly, meaty and somewhat fatty quality of labia lips. Originally coined in WWII, when American GI's in London first encountered a combination of British canned meat products and loose women. Connotes a certain cheapness and availability, as in 'Show us your Spam!'.

Samantha undid her stockings and hiked her panties to give him a good look. 'Wow,' Chuck gasped, 'that's a helluva load a Spam you've got there!'

by texadorno February 12, 2013

Spam

1. Something to do when Urban Dictionary rejects your definitions it is also Something that is used to advertise a business or a channel and often will annoy the living shit out of people. Often it will continue to come back in your inbox so beware. AND watch out! Other times people may try to type letters over and over again in the chat box this is also spam and is very annoying!
2. IT is also a canned food.

GUY: Hey I got an Email maybe it's from a famous person.

*CLICKS*

Hello they're sir you are the 10,00th person to get this you have won an iPhone 6 Plus all you have to do is send us 10,000$ and you will get a phone for 600$.
GUY: SHHIIIT! Stupd spam! *Deletes*

Wait there's another Email what if It's from a celebrity. *Clicks*
Hey there would you like to try our product for 29.99 A month you can try our anti-ball-itch cream made from real STDS. The tube will last for up to 3 hours and works for a few minutes.
Side Effects Include: AIDS
Diarrhea,
Ebola and

STDS.
*CLOSES TAB*
GUY: * KILLS HIMSELF!*
THIS IS WHY SPAM SUCKs

by MaDawgTT May 14, 2015

SPAM

SPAM- Soylent Protean Approximating Meat
Soylent, from "Soylent Green's" meaning part of the human body. Author Christopher Moore is known to write that SPAM tastes a lot like human.

"The cannibal couldn't find a victim, so insteadhe opened up a can of SPAM, the next best thing."

by Thunderflynn February 17, 2008

Spam

Stuff Posing As Meat (You can replace the word stuff with s*** if you're into that sort of thing)

"I'm hungry lets make dinner"
"There's no food in this house"
"Well we have a couple of cans of spam in the cabinet"
"There's no food in this house"
"Didn't you hear me we have sp.."
"...WE HAVE NO FOOD!"
"Let's eat out then"
"Olive Garden?"
"Olive Garden"

by HadSpamforTheFirsttime August 24, 2009

spam

This.

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This word is also used to describe a meat that tastes somewhat good, but only God knows what's actually in it.

by some guy from Hell September 1, 2009

spam

it's when you constantly rape someone

24/7 spam

by cool A October 22, 2019