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Mobile Quarterback 

A euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually African American, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their White counterparts. Often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.
For mobile quarterbacks, the guy's fun to watch. But he can't read defenses any better than he can read a Dr. Suess book.
Mobile Quarterback by Backfist March 3, 2016
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the quarterback 

The Quarterback is the third episode of the fifth season of the hit show Glee. It is a tribute to the late Cory Monteith and his character, Finn Hudson. This episode will probably make you bawl your eyes out if you're really into the show.
"Omg, did you watch The Quarterback episode of Glee yet?"
"Yeah, I was upset for days after watching it"

Office Quarterback

An excellent manager that understands the power associated with well-executed delegation. She understands that the power of the team comes from the strength of all individuals involved working together. She is the leading member of a team that produces consistent results because she knows how to encourage and support her team members.
Chiara is a wonderful Office Quarterback that knows the power of her team and leverages all her resources to achieve the needed results. The benefit to all the team members comes through recognition of a job-well-done and the rewards associated with it.

Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast 

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.
After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"

all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater
Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)
all-time quarterback by ReyZ March 28, 2004

Cincinnati Quarterback 

When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.
"Man:wanna play football?"

"Women:sure baby"

"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"
Cincinnati Quarterback by Big Brev September 29, 2008

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish
"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"