Pilot Porn 

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.

Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.

Pilot Porn by skyeblu June 30, 2014

Pilot without passengers 

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

Pilot without passengers by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

Pilot without passengers 

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

Pilot without passengers by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

Pilot without passengers 

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

Pilot without passengers by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

pilot the dune 

According to legend Pilot the Dune referst to a French wartime firefighter pilot named Pierre LaDune. As a firefighter pilot, his main duty was dropping water on fires. He was known as Pilot: LaDune, or Pilot the Dune, if you will. Whenever he would drop water to extinguish fires he thought of it as "raining", and when it rained, he felt love. Stoner rock band Slo Burn based the title and theme of their song 'Pilot the Dune' on Pierre LaDune.

"It's hot in here. I'd love to rain like Pilot LaDune / Pilot The Dune."

pilot the dune by Prizefighter December 9, 2016

pilot dress 

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit

Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"

pilot dress by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017

Pilot Furry

A person that thinks they are a pilot so they live in a world surrounded by anything aviation related, specifically planes. If they’re in school, they’re studying about planes. If they’re walking outside, they’re staring up at the planes. If they hear a plane they must find it and point at it (and guess the model if they’re an expert pilot furry) and when they’re on there phone, the must be tracking planes on FlightRadar24.

Friend 1: “Did you hear about Nate?”
Friend 2: “No what happened?”
Friend 1: “He came out as a Pilot Furry!!!!”

Pilot Furry by Wolf_Lover August 10, 2019