Modern Warfare 2 

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

Modern Warfare 2 by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

Modern Warfare 3 

What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.

Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?

Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.

Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.

Gamer 2: I know.

Modern Warfare 3 by JD_For_Real September 13, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.

Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight!

Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.

Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!

Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.

Modern Warfare 2 by Blank the XIth January 2, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

A new prototype training program for U.S. Navy SEAL and Army Rangers.
Made in 2009 by Infinity Ward (C) a well known weapons manufacturing company.

This program puts trainees into a virtual reality combat zone.
Trainees learn advanced tactics, such as take down, and kid napping.
There is a wide variety in weapons.
From the AK-47 to the AA-12.

It was designed to give trainees the feeling of combat, without having to put them through combat or war games.

Some Modern Warfare 2 "missions" include assaulting a Soviet air base, assaulting a Soviet Oil Rig, and Sub Base, also battles in Afghanistan, and Brazil.

Modern Warfare 2 by that_guy_with_candy January 8, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

A overall awesome game.

People who do not like this game :
A. Play on the XBOX 360 which is filled with camping little kids who yell their heads off

B. Take the game too seriously and get super pissed off when they lose their killstreak
C. Were expecting a godly game and got something that was good overall
D. Are noobs themselves and blame other people for sucking at the game

E. People that stupidly assume kids do not know anything and think that kids will all of a sudden join the army just from playing this game
F. People that think the game is too "mainstream" and troll because everyone has it

G. People that fail to realize that people like campers and noob toobers (or whatever cheap weapon ) appear in every game you play

Hey lets go play Modern Warfare 2, supposedly it has campers and little kids and noob tubers every game. Starts playing : WELL I DON'T HEAR ANY LITTLE KIDS, I ONLY SEE ONE NOOBTOOBER WHO SUCKS AT AIMING, OH NO I GOT SHOT BY A CAMPER ONCE BUT CAMPERS ARE IN EVERY GAME.

Modern Warfare 2 by mikez4087 November 8, 2010

modern warfare 2 

the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.

friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come?
me: um.. i have plans sorry broseph
friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.

modern warfare 2 by miss bro0tal December 4, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 

The followup to IW's hit game "Modern Warfare". It has an intense 1 player campaign, a unique co-op system called Special Ops, and a multiplayer component that some call the best ever and "an unbalanced, overrated piece of garbage". Personally, i think the multiplayer is intense and exciting no matter how long you've been playing.

Kid 1:Modern Warfare 2 is the best invention since toilet paper!
Kid 2: Modern Warfare sucks halo is 100 times better.

Modern Warfare 2 by xBoX GuY 16523 November 12, 2010