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G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"
G1 Megatron by LM July 10, 2006
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Meg (megatron) L.B. 

Cool and sassy and headstrong. Capable of anything. Very high quality and very selective friend. Seems quiet is truly fierce and driven. Witty, brilliant, tiny, and down to earth.
Also has pretty wavy hair and cute outfits and a mysterious pet cat.
oh, Meg (megatron) L.B. ? Yeah, she's the best. Can't wait for her new album to come out with her super famous friend Mads where Mads sings and Meg claps in the background. Also did you hear she's winning the nobel peace price? And that her boyfriend shaved his mustache? She's really the whooole enchilada, that one
Meg (megatron) L.B. by msquad4life February 11, 2019

The MegaTron 

Similar to the donkey punch...
Whilst having sex in the doggy style position, the dealer yells out loud

"You have failed me for the last time Star Scream!"
followed by the dealer punching the receiver in the back of the head.
I totally gave jenny the MegaTron last night...one word... EpicEjac.
The MegaTron by ClaverFlav July 2, 2010

The Megatron 

A sex move involving the man pulling out of a woman while having sex in the back of a truck, and dumping his load into the engine of the car.

In rare cases, the vehicle has been known to transform on site and immediately begin searching for the All Spark.
Oh what the hell! I really wish i never did the Megatron because now my brand new truck it out searching the world for the All Spark.

The MegaTron 

The Connection Of Pubic Hairs Between A Male/Females Arsecrack and Genitals. Generally Seen Only Went Bent Over... Suggesting You Are A "Bad Guy" and "Don't Mess With Him, The Megatron Will Devourer You!"
(If Only A Picture Could Explain The MegaTron :P)
The MegaTron by Ps3rp October 7, 2009

punishing the Megatron 

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

Megathon 

A challenging series of workouts led by Beachbody super trainer Megan Davies that consists of 2 live streaming workouts a day; spanning 3-4 days in a row.
These workouts occur once a month on the Beachbody on Demand Interactive workout platform and are designed to increase strength, improve cardio and endurance and burn fat.
Man, I still can’t walk up the stairs after doing the Megathon last week!
Megathon by EDGE-ucatedGuess June 6, 2022