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Marlon Brando 

A popular actor from the 20th century. Fucked a lot of men and women, produced 11 offspring (From the women, of course). Movies include A Streetcar Named Desire, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, and also known as Freddie Benson (No, not from ICarly) from a Bedtime Story. Usually associated with "vintage" girls fawning over him.
"I'd let Marlon Brando clap my cheeks, he was so hot."
"Yeah, but what about "The Godfather" Marlon Brando?"
"Beggars can't be choosers."

Marlon Brawndo 

A eye-scorching vision of masculine pulchritude, best viewed with eyes partially averted to avoid heat damage; a male thirst trap so sizzling that not even a bathtub filled with Brawndo could slake the viewers' thirst
Did you see that Marlon Brawndo cross the finish line in those little running shorts?

Marlon Rando 

A relatively unknown actor who is cast in a leading role, especially when their performance is exceptional.
I had concerns about casting an unknown in such an iconic role, but Marlon Rando really proved me wrong.
Marlon Rando by blackstardust March 31, 2020

Marlon Rando 

A random person that jumps into your online video game session. Also known as a "Marlon" short.
I just lost the race because some fuckin Marlon Rando crashed into me right at the end!

marlon brando 

An Awesome Song by slipknot called eyeless has his name in one if the lines.
You can't see california whithout marlon brando's eyes!!!

marlon webb 

a popular viner that makes a ton of innopropriatte vines that are not for kids 18 and older
Person A: OMG Vine died!
Person B: Great. Marlon Webb is gone.