LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007

Linus Torvalds 

Torvalds wrote the original Linux kernel. Basically, the creator of Linux itself.

Linus is God

Linus Torvalds by analog November 15, 2003

Linus Tech Tips 

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.

Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."

Linus Tech Tips by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020

Linus Blanket 

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.

"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"

Linus Blanket by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010

Linus Dehi 

Broccoli

I'm making Linus Dehi soup.

Linus Dehi by kekw mannen January 21, 2021

Linus Torvalds 

Inventor of the Linux operating system.

"Linus Torvolds appeared at SXSW this year to talk about open source software."

Linus Torvalds by Atticus Funk May 13, 2005

linus torvalds 

Linus Torvalds is the genius from Finland who created Linux and wrote the first Linux kernel. He is an extremely talented programmer and yet he's very modest. (The guy doesn't even make a profit from any of the distributions of Linux out there.) He is the total opposite of Microsoft's Bill Gates (who fears the growth that Linux has experienced in the past 14 years). Linus is a creative, good natured programmer who derives satisfaction from putting out an open source OS that actually works. On the other hand, Bill Gates is an unoriginal person, who likes destroying small companies, and derives satisfaction from making grossly unnecessary gobs of money from selling software that crashes often.

Power to the penguin!

linus torvalds by RC January 17, 2005