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scroat lobes 

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum
"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"
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lobeload 

Jizzing into someone's ear, causing sperm to dangle from the earlobe.
Right before jizzing from the blowjob John pulled out and gave Sally a lobeload.
a genre of music defined not by the musical characteristics of the band, but rather by the obnoxiously large plugs in any/all of the members' earlobes.
Dude, i was listening to this sick lobecore band the other day. They were so br00tal.

Lobecore bands include Suffokate, Graf Orlock, Belie My Burial, Chelsea Grin and most notably Mychildren Mybride.
lobecore by spitzndribble October 11, 2010

lobesity 

When your earlobes are super fat
Caprice put in earrings and Brett said that she suffers from lobesity
lobesity by jagermeistro November 23, 2014
A person that is above lovely
I am a lober
Lober by Poggerdogger October 18, 2021
Kobe Bryant after a loss.
Lobeee got his ass handed to him by the Miami Heat on Christmas Day.
Lobeee by Unkle Funky December 25, 2010