Jamie 

The sweetest man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, sickeningly kind but not a push-over. Dark eyes and hair, mysterious, the perfect husband. Extremely good-looking, in the traditional way. He's supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has a hilarious sense of humour, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.

"You're married to Jamie? Wow, you're lucky beyond belief!"
Jamie

Jamie by GIRL:) January 11, 2015

Jamie 

An annoying beta male who somehow has tried to get with every girl known to man to have sex with them in a field.

Hi, i'm Jamie. Have sex with me in a field?

Jamie by A Coochie Inspector Calls October 18, 2019

Jamie 

A boy who talks to animals and trees. He invades other people's feelings and washes dishes in extremely hot water without flinching. He dislikes wearing shoes. He's extremely sweet and has this way of making slobber sound like something enticing. He's right 95% of the time, regardless of how frustrating it is. He's extremely attractive and patient and is determined to marry a really random girl. You wish you had this.

Wait... was Jamie just talking to that cow?

Jamie by waffle1120 April 10, 2010

Jamie 

the act of fabricating an event or reason to manipulate others and get your way.

My sister told my mom and dad that I had a house party and got drunk the last time they went out of town. Next time they go out of town, I have to go with them. She pulled a Jamie on my parents.

Jamie by NFL NUTT August 6, 2011

Jamie 

when you see a hot guy walking down the streets, kinda like when bella meets edward, you instantly think, damn thats a jamie. a hot, sexy, perfect guy, who is the most adorable thing. as soon as you see him, you'll be like, 'thats a jamie'

Bella: damn, whos that hot guy?
Jacob; thats a jamie for sure.
bella; right, right.

Jamie by bellaadopest October 10, 2011

Jamie 

A guy with a tiny chode who has an allergy to potatoes. Due to his inability to eat any other food he has been malnourished for all of his life. His diet consists of spiders, woodlice and a concoction made out of cheerios and lightbulb fuses. He usually has one if not more mental instabilities at any one time. He enjoys drinking alcohol while staring at the iranian flag. He has a noticeable lack of opposable thumbs.

Josh: That guy is completely off his rocker. Calvin: Yeah he's such a Jamie.

Jamie by Muhombre Aligito June 18, 2012

Jamie 

A girl is a heartless girl that will break your heart then start to cry for no reason. She's a little bitch

Jamie is so evil, she a bitch!

Jamie by Lil_vans714 January 30, 2018