Ed Sheeran 

Someone who is bald

Woman: uurrrr sooooo Ed Sheeran
Woman other: yeah

Ed Sheeran by Ur dads dictionary October 19, 2022

Ed Sheeran 

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

Ed Sheeran by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Ed Sheeran 

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

Ed Sheeran by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Ed Sheeran 

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

Ed Sheeran by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Ed Sheeran 

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes

Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.

Ed Sheeran by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023

Ed Sheeran 

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

Ed Sheeran by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

ed sheeran 

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

ed sheeran by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025