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DNA Smoothie 

The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.

*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."

JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"

KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
DNA Smoothie by JT Amish December 15, 2009
Related Words
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DNA dumpster 

1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.

2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.
Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!

Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!

Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!
DNA dumpster by some_random_dude December 20, 2005

DNA Cannon

A term for male genitalia. See penis, dick, or meat missile. **Note, to utilize this term you may not be referring to one who is sterile.
"All I'm talking about is fucking your mouth with my DNA Cannon."

"Be sure you put the safety on your DNA Cannon before you hump that whore."
DNA Cannon by irock195 June 17, 2008

DNA Dartboard 

Instead of knocking her up, Jimmy decided to pull out and fire it on her DNA Dartboard

DNA Smuggler 

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.
Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!
DNA Smuggler by Swolln Johnson March 7, 2008

dna rifle 

Yet ANOTHER term for penis. Used in fanfiction and pornfics. A lot.
Chris's dna rifle flopped in the air with the elegancy and grace similar to that of a breaching whale.
dna rifle by Skrilladoptera April 13, 2015