convienceship 

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.

Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.

convienceship by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015

convenient child

A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s

The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.

convenient child by Psychology matters August 23, 2017

Convergence 

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

Convergence by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

convenance 

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

convenance by [e-mail] November 8, 2006

Convergence 

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.

Convergence by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

Convenient Burrito 

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

Convenient Burrito by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010

CONVENIENT STUPIDITY 

KNOWING BETTER ACTING OTHERWISE

Her convenient stupidity acts up every day she shows up for work.

CONVENIENT STUPIDITY by CRAPAID January 29, 2012