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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
Colon Cologne by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

monster cologne 

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.
monster cologne by purple pellets January 26, 2022

to cologne

to utter senseless, meaningless German sentences you've heard before to stop someone's work
Well, he wanted to work for I while, then I said 'hi dude' luke his mother said. I literally cologned him.
We saw him working. Then I said let's cologne him. Just talk to him about random shit.

to cologne
to cologne by DrKennydy November 13, 2025

man’s cologne 

This very revolutionary phrase is created by Tessa Brooks, because of this her competition was shook. All the guys were up on her, but she has got them by the hook. She also educated the youth, but ain’t talking book. She also asked if Panera is your home, and hates it when you call her home
Girl: Hey you smell great today!
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne

Girl: you better not you trick ass bich

Northern Minnesota Cologne 

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

I love gd cologne 

Billy: who is your favorite utuber?
Joe: i love gd cologne