Clitoris 

Total myth, no actual meaning in the real world

Guy 1: man I totally pleasured the fuck out of my missus clitoris
Guy 2: what the fuck are you on about

Clitoris by Ol'mate mcsickunt April 22, 2018

clitoris 

Something you piss out of.

Lots of First Ladies squirted urine from their love buttons. Check their biographies. Look under "clitoris."

clitoris by samalot October 30, 2010

Clitoris 

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist

She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3

Clitoris by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018

Clitoris 

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

Clitoris by Darien2010 July 22, 2021

Clitoris 

Something a man can never find

“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’

Clitoris by Youdankhavecock February 9, 2022

Clitoris 

Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.

Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.

Clitoris by Wasted Base March 17, 2022

Clitoris 

Does not exist.

Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?

Clitoris by dizsy June 26, 2022