A smart guy sometimes. A guy that thinks he is better than most people in the world. A guy with an okay sized penis. A guy that is somewhat into women, but mostly into men.
He is really short. He is nice at first but ratty behind your back. He has two pet rats that he makes have sex so he can beat his dick. He is very similar to a Chad. His proud achievement is that he ate out banana man. He smells like cheap cologne. His weapon of choice is calling people queer.