O.B.D.

O.B.D. Also known as "Operation: Bad Decisions". When a group of people know things are going to take a turn for the worse, they deem the occasion "O.B.D".

After a night of drinking, they called an O.B.D. and decided to make prank phone calls.

Tonight, we O.B.D.

O.B.D. by rocknro27 June 1, 2011

B.B.D 

when someone goes for a big better deal over anything
may be a girl dumping a guy for the big better deal and this also ties in nicely with the acronym of BIG BLACK DICK - of course this has in a lot of ways supplanted the older meaning of big better deal and may have been purposely done to associate the big better deal with big black dick

hey look that white girl is going to leave her boy friend for the B.B.D

B.B.D by grehb August 9, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

L.B.D 

Lazy bastard disease.
Being a lazy bastard for no discernible reason.

"I'm only been up for 4 hours and I'm knackered..."
"Mate you've got L.B.D.

L.B.D by Brown bear 456 May 31, 2011

M.B.D. 

Meet a girl, Beat(fuck) a girl, Delete the girl (memory, phone, email).

When you meet* an 'innocent' young lady and make her feel good, she go home with you and you beat* it up and the next day (or later that night) you have *no idea* who she is.

Hey I'm at Miami's nothing but girls everywhere... Somebody gonna get M.B.D. tonight... M.B.D. for life.

M.B.D. by System1024 February 19, 2012

S.B.D. 

Stupid Bitch Disease - A mental condition (often inherited and semi-contagious) that strikes approximately one out of every three women in their early twenties. Symptoms include sudden and rampant sexual promiscuity,
compulsive lying, erratic mood swings, excessive and frivalous nagging, manipulative behaviour, and all-around evilness. Although there is no known cure, the condition usually lasts only 6-24 months and can be treated with bitch-slap therapy. Some acute cases, though rare, may develop into C.B.D. (Crazy Bitch Disease).

My friend has been really stressed out since his girl caught S.B.D.

S.B.D. by Decepticon September 26, 2004

Black Dick Madness [B.D.M.] 

Its when some girl (or guy if your gay) are feinding for the black cock. Usually White girls are diagnosed with this illness.

That bitch has a bad case of Black Dick Madness B.D.M.

Black Dick Madness [B.D.M.] by Big _Mike_ August 11, 2006