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Arlington High School 

A high school located in Arlington, Texas. Ultimate rival is Martin High School. Martin thinks they are better but that is very false, it just the drugs they do getting to their heads. Arlington has the BEST sports teams and extracurriculars. If you go to Arlington you are FARRRR superior to everyone else.
"Martin high school sucks, Arlington high school is DEFINITLY the best!"
"Josh: "hey dude, are you going to the martin football game tonight?" me: *dramatic eye roll* "ew no, Martin sucks, I'm going to the Arlington game!" <-- true story

upper arlington 

wow, where do i start. upper arlington is strait out of the 1850's but with less permiscuous sex. there hasnt been a confirmed blow job given there since 1912; and that one is still debatable. they often feud with grandview (the columbus equivalent of the kurds) over who has less n's. young life and lacrosse are required by ALL upper arlington citizens. rebellious upper arlington females often traverse over to dublin to mate with real alpha males.
"lets go jack off to the 2001 upper arlington lacrosse high light tape!"
upper arlington by mitch cramer December 3, 2006

Arlington, TX 

that hellhole where they're building that bigass Cowboys stadium
hey man, you know that place Arlington, TX? Yeah, i went there for a cowboys game and got jumped. OH YES!
Arlington, TX by baller b August 16, 2008

Sn'ailing 

Combination of snow and hail. It's too cold to just be hail, but too chunky to be snow
I came home and it looked like it was sn'ailing when I was gone. The grass was all covered in white but it was chunky and fluffy at the same time.
Sn'ailing by Jardin79 November 15, 2011

Arlington High School 

Arlington High School was the oldest 4-year public high school in Township High School District #214 until it closed. It was open from 1922-1984. The school mascot was the cardinal, and the school colors were red and white. It was used for some scenes in the movie, Lucas, starring Charlie Sheen. Today, it is used and owned by Christian Liberty Academy.
Arlington High School closed due to declining enrollment.

arlington 

Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell.

A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.

The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.

If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.

Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
Football Captain: "I'm from Arlington!" *manly grunt*

Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*
arlington by tHe TReE PeOPle June 25, 2006