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purple steamer 

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.
Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.
purple steamer by Gaaaa January 28, 2014
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gingerbread steamer 

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.
Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!
gingerbread steamer by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

Japanese steamroller 

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.

Colorado log steamer 

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.
Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer

Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.
Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."
Seamless 15 by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011

Steamin Beamin 

The act of dropping a deuce in an unsuspecting victim's coffee maker, filling it with water and running it through the shit filled filter. Results in a terribly bad smelling full brewed pot of hot diarrhea. The overwhelming smell of the cooking shit fills any sized room and usually induces uncontrolled vomiting and dry heaving.
When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin
Steamin Beamin by Secondcup May 19, 2009