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Eileen is a loner, nah I’m kidding she chooses who she wants to be around and keeps those people close, she is afraid of opening up but once she does, she gives you everything. she laughs at anything said so even if you say something stupid you won’t feel stupid, she’s funny, awkward, friendly, and talented while also humble. she’s down to do whatever but also keeps her own interests at mind. She’s pretty lazy but when it comes down to it she works very hard at what she’s interested in.
Eileen, a yellow canvas ruined with splattered white paint
Eileen by Hit_Positive March 8, 2025
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When me and the boys put a banger god damn parlay together and we miss it by one god damn leg
The god damn boys and I did research out of our ass to win this god damn bet and lost it by one leg

It’s like god gave me one leg and I always Eileen
Eileen by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025
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Evidence 

There is a difference between not actively having evidence with you and there not being any evidence. And a difference, again, between those 2 thing and hiding evidence deliberately explicitly so you can ask where the evidence is to make a banal point about religious uncertainty.
Hym "Additionally, if I say "I have evidence in a safe under my bed' and you refuse to check the safe and prevent me from opening the safe... That is ALSO not the absence of evidence. But your Jew ancestors did lie. They did not talk to the creator of the universe at any point in time. If God exists and it has fore-knowledge... Talking to the people you created would be akin to talking to movie you've already watched."
Evidence by Hym Iam March 30, 2025
Shes RLY nice and caring but has the most 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 up sense of humour(oil up, good girl, stawp touching MEEEeeee) OBSESSED with nail varnish. Probably randomly bursts out into dance and/ or song. Also uses chav language (innit, blud.etc) Cares about u , sends videos of her all the timee instead of texting
Evie by Vibes-innit April 6, 2025
The reason that art exists. Every instance of inspiration and every observation of beauty, is the trickle down effect of her existence.
Emilee is the reason the Mona Lisa smiled, the reason the Statue of Liberty holds a torch, the reason Moonlight Sonata brings both smiles and tears, and the reason Quentin Tarantino will only make 10 movies. He couldn’t think of an 11th because Emilee was distracting him.

Fun fact: Van Gogh cut his ear off for a woman he never met. It was Emilee.

Another fun fact: the last thing Steve Irwin saw was a vision of Emilee telling him that everything would be okay.

Third fun fact: Jesus asked his dad to come back because he wanted to see Emilee in person.
Emilee by Werew0lfe April 27, 2025