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Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!
Chris by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021
A really hot tall black guy no infact a man who everyone looks up too Chris is a person who can make ur hun drop down on her knees by just entering the room and letting out his sexy giggle watch out for those Chris gents yoh their also very talented and gifted especially when it comes to his shlong and brain. He's also known as the vamp king danko
Tendo : Dawg i wish my sons name was Chris then I would be winning in life.

Bacardi: yoh nigga you not wrong this is why our wife's don't love us an cheat on us :(
Chris by Chris GUNDU babes. November 21, 2021
The sexiest name ever. Chris is the type of guy you meet that leaves an impression that you will never forget. He has a certain aura about him that you can never get over. His bluntness, goofiness and immaturity is one of a kind and something you find annoying at first but can’t help but to overlook it. Deep down he’s emotional, shy quiet guy. His shyness and awkwardness is what makes him cute. He’s an artistic typa dude, loves music, film.. all that jazz and he’s worth listening to for hours. His beliefs, views, and likes are uniquely fitting to him. When you think about Chris. Everything about him just makes sense.
Girl: wow who’s that cute guy over there??

Me: oh that’s Chris, but he’s mine <3
Chris by Giggs1102 November 21, 2021
Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!
Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"
Chris by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021
Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice
Chris by Christenalations November 21, 2021
Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
Chris by Factsheet November 21, 2021