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Squidward Handshake 

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
Squidward Handshake by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Firm Handshake 

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.
Firm Handshake by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

Canadian Handshake 

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
Canadian Handshake by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Corona Handshake 

Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion
Jack: SAM!

Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad

Both: Corona be gone!
Corona Handshake by SirBisket March 13, 2020

Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!

lebanese handshake 

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.
"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"
lebanese handshake by Grandesigner September 9, 2020