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Elephant Man Movie Syndrome 

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

Elephant eyes 

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin
My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes
Elephant eyes by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

Elephant in a Dryer 

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

Elephanting 

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***
Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant
Elephanting by Slobber Knocker October 17, 2015

elephant pain 

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget
He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain
elephant pain by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016