Brandon
Brandon by Hello help me September 12, 2020
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Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.
“Sending is ascending”
“Sending is ascending”
Brandon by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020
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Brandon by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020
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Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
Brandon by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
Brandon
He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020