sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

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mushroom effect

describing the fat that hangs from a girl over her pants; it appears like a mushroom

dude look at that girls jeans there soo tight she's got a mushroom effect

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when a gay male slaps his penis on the forehead of another male, marking him as his sex slave with a mushroom-shaped mark.

During sex he slapped his penis on his partners face leaving a mushroom stamp.

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to leave a mushrooom shape on a girls face after slapping her with your shlong

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a large mushroom shaped mark created by the effect of a dick-slap straight to a face or more specifically cheek and forehead region.

Freddy got pissed at his girlfriend. he then proceeded to give her a large mushroom stamp.

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When a girl's engorged labia pops out the side of her shorts or panties, it resembles the top of a mushroom.

She was dancing on the stage in her short shorts when her mushroom popped.

Mushroom by Looboy September 30, 2009

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What Faroramzes does to himself on a daily basis (smacking himself in the forehead with a penis)

"Damn, he so wacked himself in tha head with that kawk"

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