Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!

Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!

Target by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

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Target

A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!

I can't leave TARGET. I am addicted.
Let's go to Target Now.

Target by #Youtube May 21, 2022

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target

When you’re going to an event, usually a bar or party, and are expecting a crush to be there to make a move. Someone you’re “targeting” to hit on. Going into a night with full intention of walking out with your target, or their digits.

“Who are the targets out tonight?”

“That sexy stud from the Halloween party is going to be at the bar I hope I can bag that”

target by BingoBronson January 25, 2026

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Targét

the correct way to spell Target if you want to pretend that it is a French store, or at least not too low class, like saying Jacques Pennay for JC Penney. A store that is perceived to be slightly upscale from WalMart.

I see that you are a Targét snob since you won't shop at WalMart.
I got these nifty plastic doodads over at Targét.
I drove over from the trailer park to Targét to get some new Depends because mine were worn out.
I find the hot girls shop at Targét and they are looking to hook up with dudes, but get your shots first...

Targét by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005