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Strategic Blackout
(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).
Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
Strategic Blackout by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014
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Strategic Collapse
... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video
Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.
Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
Strategic Collapse by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
Sweet straps
Sweet straps by JMSF#1 October 11, 2012
comcast strategy
A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
comcast strategy by me, mane July 20, 2014
Canned Strategy
The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.
The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.
The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.
Canned Strategy by Pseuso April 17, 2020
spaghetti straps
An extra small T-shirt with the sleaves and top removed revealing the shoulders and arms, with tiny pasta noodle-like straps. They can be seen on UC campuses each year in early March.
spaghetti straps by Lajollabiker May 3, 2006