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The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him
The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019
phenominal special group of adult, legal-age women 18 &19 years of old that have the gift and talent and ability to externally ejaculate when they orgasam effectively spraying everything and / or everyone in the path of their forceful, mini-firehose / garden-sprinkler type cum-shower thank you ladies ! (-:
WOW !!! I must be DICKMAN 'cause I just made my woman cum so hard she blasted squirt accross the room and short-circuted the stereo on the dresser, soaked all the bed linen and I guess gave ME a facial ! OH YEAH ! i'm lovin' it ! that's gotta be the nastiest, most extraodinary spectacularly best experience EVER! (DAMN I'M GOOD ! ) little did I know what she meant when I asked her her age and she replied " I'm SQUIRTEEN" what was in store thank you to all you freaks

Squirtle 

At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.
"Me and my girl were having sex last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (My Favorite)."

squirreled 

stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
squirreled by genextrovert April 9, 2006

Squircle 

When you are driving around a city block but find yourself back in the same spot that you started in.
"Dude, we are driving in squircles here..."
Squircle by Z Skywalker July 2, 2009

Squircle 

A 'squircle' is a person with a shaped head not quite like a circle, yet not quite like a square.

They tend to be rather unnattractive and have a swollen face.

A squircle, is a combination of a circle and a square hence the name.
"Oh my God, have you seen that Squircle"

"His face is Squircle"

"Squircle features"
Squircle by Skank1 January 18, 2010