smother handle 

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

smother handle by entropymaam June 17, 2006

Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.

1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!

Smothersmucker by Az89 August 6, 2014

Mothered vagina 

Well used

"Hey Billy, that excavator is one mothered vagina"

Mothered vagina by tmac1984 April 11, 2019

all mothered up 

completely out of control; crazy

Ryan crashed Kevin's Vespa onto the White House lawn. That drunken fool is all mothered up.

all mothered up by CBooz November 14, 2011

smother the pie 

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

smother the pie by Kevo K May 9, 2008

Shethered 

1. To get bodied or disrespected verbally by another person.

2. To put to rest during battle by any means is to Shether someone

Remy Ma shEthered Nicki Minaj on her diss track proving to be queen of RAP.

Shethered by Fierce_n_unapologetic April 22, 2017

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.

Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

Smotherfucker by Interstellar Fuckernaut January 27, 2009