barstool protocol 

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

barstool protocol by jackbauer October 11, 2012

Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.

-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.

Depp Protocol by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014

Olson Protocol 

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

Olson Protocol by funkyfred July 13, 2017

disney protocol 

The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .

When you're stressed follow the Disney Protocol

disney protocol by Let's talk about the universe August 24, 2017

Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities

Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol

Greenie Protocol by Wdzy August 9, 2019

Porno Protocol 

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

Porno Protocol by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

kyoto protocol 

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

kyoto protocol by beatrizzz November 11, 2020