Pee Paranoia 

Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.

Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.

Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?

Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.

Girl #1: Why does that matter?

Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.

Pee Paranoia by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009

Popcorn Paranoia 

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.

Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!

Popcorn Paranoia by snack_bloke August 29, 2009

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

Google-Paranoia by Buns78 November 24, 2009

Virus Paranoia 

being paranoid about your computer getting a virus. A person with Virus Paranoia will scan everything downloaded before opening it and will remove anything an anti virus detects without regard that it may just be a false positive.

my friend's virus paranoia caused her removed a program that was safe because her anti virus found it questionable.

Virus Paranoia by 50%Cat April 26, 2011

pothole paranoia 

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

pothole paranoia by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

Healthy paranoia 

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

Healthy paranoia by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

sex paranoia 

When one has become so obsessed with sex that every sound sounds like people having sex. This is usually caused by the suffering indivdual being sex deprived or having not had any sexual activity for an extremly extended period of time.

As Johny walked thru the halls of his dorm he thought he was hearing sex from behind each door. Infact no one, anywhere, on campus was having sex or even watching porn at the moment. Johny simply had not gotten any in over a year and he was now suffering from sex paranoia.

sex paranoia by The Dark Lord of Bass September 22, 2006