Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet 

This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil

Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana

Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet by Ahlan Haverim Kan Zuri December 10, 2020

Paradox Bar 

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.

Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"

Paradox Bar by Oby July 25, 2012

Paradox Head 

Getting head, whilst doing something extremely nerdy. Causing the spectrum of extremely nerdy and extremely cool to collide. This usually causes a small black hole in the general area where the paradox head took place.

Getting Paradox Head while playing World of Warcraft, Halo, Call of Duty, Dungeons and Dragons, etc...

Paradox Head by TtlyNotAJew March 10, 2011

Paradox Sector 

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

ParadoxSector.com

windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...

Paradox Sector by windigo July 8, 2005

Paradox Poke 

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

Paradox Poke by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

Paradox of choice 

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

Paradox of choice by rperazag June 28, 2010

Paradox Interactive

Stockholm Syndrome: the company

Paradox Interactive on their way to lock even more shit behind another fucking paywall

Paradox Interactive by epicstench October 27, 2022