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Shut Up and Take My Money! 

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
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the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

Moneygeddon

After the realisation that words like recession and credit crunch simply aren't modern or cool enough, it came to light that the economic crisis had to be rebranded to something new.

Hence, "Moneygeddon" was born. It's a definition more in touch with both the youth of today, and audiences of all ages - it represents both the simplicity and danger of the current crisis.

Moneygeddon merchandise is now on sale, including the trademark Epic Fail Gordon Brown t-shirts. Don't be left behind.
"Did you see that awesome Moneygeddon mug on Newswipe last night?"
Moneygeddon by NDenizen April 26, 2009

Lookin Like Money 

To have style, stay fly, walk with swag, but not necessarily be rich
"That dude lookin like money in those new air forces"
Lookin Like Money by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008

dirt money 

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.
Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.
dirt money by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008

Cash-money 

'That wasn't very Cash-money of you.'
Cash-money by saucelord489 November 12, 2018

Money Grabbin Bitch 

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper
Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...
Money Grabbin Bitch by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008