50M Mince 

An event in which only the most skilled Mincers can participate. It involves mincing acorss a 50 meter long course as quickly as one can mince.

Colin is vying for the world record in the coveted 50M Mince at the Gay Sports Day.

50M Mince by 6beaconsfield August 27, 2009

juggling mince 

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

juggling mince by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004

scroaty mince sac 

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

scroaty mince sac by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006

Fanny Mince 

It's a word you can use for absolutely anything.

"Did you go to the market today?" - mum
"FANNY MINCE" - Danny

Fanny Mince by YourMumgoestocollege March 30, 2010

fit as mince 

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

fit as mince by Ashers September 4, 2003

Lean Mince 

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

Lean Mince by Lukieboy April 22, 2007

turkey mince 

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

turkey mince by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016