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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
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quad laser 

The mooninites ultimate weapon.
Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!
quad laser by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

trident layers 

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)
Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!
trident layers by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

Laser pussy 

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.
that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.
Laser pussy by christian luyando February 14, 2009

Natural laverse

Did you hear when dirk threw the ball at that one kid, natural laverse hit him after that
Natural laverse by Howdoiknow February 5, 2017

Laser Gun 

The sound created while a man's penis is inserted in a woman's anus and the woman farts quickly and repeatedly. This sound is created by the air escaping though the small openings between the penis and anus, creating a high, squeaking noise resembling the sound of a laser gun.
I was plowing Ellen last night, and she shot out a huge laser gun!
Laser Gun by 6HyungPaq9 June 3, 2010

How bout' them Lakers? 

A phrase used when the conversation has died. The goal is to start up a new conversation, either about the Lakers, or simply because it often comes off as a completely random phrase to the other person.
"Hey, hows it going?"
"Good you?"
"Good"
"yeah..."
"..."
"SO! How bout' them Lakers?"
"What are you talking about, loser?"