Klondike King
A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.
Klondike King by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024
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Kentucky Klondike
When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017
Kentucky klondike bar
The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
Kentucky klondike bar by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
Russian Klondike
A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.
Russian Klondike by Billy Skin July 7, 2010
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