jalapeno condom 

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

jalapeno condom by julian27 March 15, 2010

Jalapeño popper 

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.

Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.

Jalapeño popper by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

Jalapeño Popper 

Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.

"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'

Jalapeño mexican hispanic slur beaner

Jalapeño Popper by DasFeuerficker October 31, 2011

Jalapeño firecracker 

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

Jalapeño firecracker by TeenTeen April 19, 2018

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

Jalapeno handjob by Shuaman April 17, 2017

Jalapeno Popper 

When a man is about to go down on a woman after eating something spicy

Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.

Jalapeno Popper by Go To Church September 9, 2014

Jalapeno Rimjob 

The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.

Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?

Jalapeno Rimjob by buttslutt October 23, 2016