Facepalm 

The act of bringing ones palm to ones face.

Often used in response to a stupid phrase or question.

Frequently used on best friends.

n00b/nerd: I finally got to level two!

1337: *facepalm*

Facepalm by borninlyoko April 15, 2010

facepalm 

When a person thinks he said or did something smart that in fact was unbelieveably stupid, and you know you cannot make him understand this or convince him otherwise, you do a facepalm in self-agony, that means you lower your head in your palm and feel bad.

Person 1: - Everybody else says it this way, so it must be true!
Person 2: - But what is the logical connection between truth and everybody saying it that way, in this last statement of yours?
Person 1: - But I am right! Ask anybody!
Person 2 does a facepalm.

facepalm by Bleekcer January 27, 2013

facepalmextreme 

to steal all the co op kills in LoL as Master Yi

You totally just facepalmextreme'd me.

facepalmextreme by KohanaSushi May 18, 2011

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

facepalm index by timdub December 13, 2012

Facepalm 

Sarah.

Sarah asked what "That's what she said" meant today. Her new name is Facepalm.

Facepalm by Emma Woods April 14, 2011

facepalm 

A hand, face jester when one palm covers the face. It also can involve shaking your head in despair or embarrassment. usually used when seeing Cult of $cientology failed attempts to cover who the really are

Do you see the add on Urban dictionary for The Cult of $cientology? "Insert facepalm"

facepalm by bobby McPrescult April 21, 2008

Facebalker 

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

Facebalker by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009